matthew on August 31st, 2010

Golf and Life lessons from my 3 year old

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I must have one of those faces, because I get alot of the “hey, you look like…” here are some of the ones over the years.

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Wine and cheese becomes whine and Cheese!

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matthew on June 28th, 2010

Funny story about my love hate relationship with Airport Massage Chairs

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matthew on May 27th, 2010

Fun stories to help kids sleep at night

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matthew on May 22nd, 2010

1.) “Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, shouting GERONIMO!” 2.) “If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to [...]

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matthew on May 13th, 2010

Judah: “Mommy, that is broken, we need to get Daddy to fix it!” Kenyan: “Judah…Daddy is not a fixer, he is a payer.” Tweet This Post Buzz This Post Delicious Digg This Post Facebook MySpace Ping This Post Reddit Stumble This Post

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matthew on May 9th, 2010

How I come up with fun and interesting Bed Time Stories for the kids by recycling my childhood movies.

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matthew on April 22nd, 2010

“What’s the problem? There’s nothing illegal about selling customers a product designed to fail. The Chicago Cubs do it every year.” — Stephen Colbert, joking about the Goldman case on television’s “The Colbert Report.” The Cubs have not won the World Series since 1908. Tweet This Post Buzz This Post Delicious Digg This Post Facebook [...]

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Picking out a car for my daughter’s future birthday that will keep boyfriends at bay.

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