Back in the day, we used to be semi with it . . . we even retained documented photgraphic evidence in case we were ever questioned. See below after a festive jaunt up to Napa Wine Country.
This is what whine and cheese looks like at the Smith household:

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There was a movie a couple years back in which people where able to have a premonition of their deaths. I think I may have had that moment tonight, and the cause will be low density lipoproteins. The harbinger of this ominous day was one Jess Goodale of Unc’s Cheesecakes. Tonight I picked up my first dose. I feel like they should make PSA’s or after school specials warning people about this stuff.
A little bit about Jess- if the A Team had been into cheesecakes instead of championing the causes of disenfranchised farmers being run off their land by oil tycoons…they would have been Jess. If you need cheesecake and you can find her maybe you can hire Jessica Goodale.
Jess is something of a legend at our Cigar Club, so much so that there is an ongoing investigation into the mysterious disappearance of half of her famous Bannana Cream Cheese cake. The cheesecaske was there the night before and sometime between midnight and the next morning it disappeared. The proposed culprit is now only known as “Donny Cheesecake”.
Russ Goodale and his daughter Jessica own and operated Unc’s Cheesecakes. Russ (Unc) created his famous cheesecakes during his many years in the restaurant business. Eventually, Russ and Jess decided to take this hobby and grow it into one of Iowa’s best kept secret (but not for long). Unc’s is now featured in some of Des Moines best restaurants with more being added every day. Some of Unc’s More interesting cheesecakes include the following:
1.) Peanut Butter Jelly Cheesecake- I know, I know, but you really have to try it. Jess swears that it is one of her best sellers.

Peanut Butter Jelly Cheesecake
2.) Mango Jalepeno Cheesecake- Soon to be featured at Copa Cavana down on Ingersoll (when it opens in July 2010)
3.) Blueberry Cheesecake and Rhubarb Cheesecakes
4.) The afore mentioned Bananna Cream Pie Cheesecake
5.) Pumpkin Pecan

Pumpkin Pecan Cheesecake
6.) And for all you traditionalists she also makes Plain NY Style, Turtle, White Chocolate Rasberry, etc.
Oh yeah, and just in case that wasn’t enough…Unc’s is apparently this summer’s version of the impromptu dance routine as what all the cool kids are doing for their weddings. Check out this craziness.

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So, now you are most likely thoroughly jonesin’ for some cheesecake so drop them a line:
uncs_cheesecakes@yahoo.com or you can find them on Facebook under Unc’s Cheesecakes
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I was hanging out down at the Blues before Sunset tonight with the family when I happened upon a table right next to the Historical Building. Now, I knew these were my kind of people because they started out by offering me a beer. This means that in addition to their good taste in movies (more on that to come) they must also be clairvoyant. They proceeded to tell me about a festival coming up on Saturday, July 31st at AMF Lanes 3839 NE 14th Street. Turns out this festival is in honor of El Duderino himself…The Big Lebowski. Check them out at http://www.dude-a-rama.com/event.html
I came home so inspired by this convocation of Coen connoisseurs that I decided to come up with a list of ideas for future festivals based on other famous movie and TV icons. Without adieu I give you the list:
The Uncle Buck Pancake Breakfast

Concept: Held at a School Cafeteria it would be a giant pancake breakfast where all the pancakes would be flipped by shovels. Door prizes will be awarded to any cars that backfire upon arrival. Security will check for hatchets and powerdrills at the door, so leave them in the car. There will be a award given for best drunk clown.
The Strange (Home) Brew Festival

This one reminds me of my best friend Justin who is a remarkable home brewer. He came up with a line of beers called Capitalist Ales his company slogan was “Brewed in the true spirit of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Hoppy-ness” Some of my favorite of his beer names were “The Right-Wing Nut Ale”, the “No Fed Red” (he is a bit of a conservative).
So, people would bring their best home brews serve them in Dog Dishes marked “Hoser” on the side. Jelly Donuts would be readily available and plenty of synthesizer piano music which would inevitably lead to fights in the parking lots
Alternative costume ideas include: Fleshy headed mutants from the forbidden zone, Ice Skating Storm Troopers, anything Elsinore.
The Blues Brothers night at Miss Kitty’s
Concept: Another Des Moines venue, Miss Kitty’s would be a great place to reinact the classic Blues Brother’s scene at the Country AND Western Bar.
Food: Buffet Style- only 3 items: 4 Fried Chickens, white toast, and Coke.
Music: Blues, Country and Western.
There you go I got the ball rolling what other ideas are out there? Leave a comment below.
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The following is a video from my friend Brad Simmons at http://www.starhomeusa.com/ If you have ever wondered about owning and running a Mobile Home Park as a business here is a little day in the life. Brad is really great people and I love how he gets his sons involved in the process of learning about what it takes to make it in business. It ain’t sexy, but he sure makes it look fun.
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Airport massage chairs…why do I keep falling for them?

Without fail I veer into them like ships into the rocks lured by the sirens. Here is the problem, I have it in my mind that they will be like the chairs in the Sharper Image at the local mall. These chairs have more in common with a bidet loaded with Listerine. The problem is that they prey on me. It’s never on the flight to my destination that they get me…its always in the final airport terminal on the way back home. You know the one when you are all hopped up on Cinnabons and Aquafina.
It always plays out the same too…I see the chairs, they have the leather that looks like Aunt Vicki. You can tell by looking at them that there is probably some rear end suspension issues only Car X guy could fix. So, I walk up to the chair and I have to choose between the $1.00 for 3 min or the 5 for 15 min options. Now, here is the deal…I always choose the 15 min option and this is a mistake. Never and I repeat -never -choose the 15 min option. But, more on that later.
When you sit down in these chairs, there is the initial puff of air that rises like when the air escapes on the baby powder, except this ain’t babies backsides that the Iron Maiden of massage chairs has been harboring. Then it starts… now I don’t know how many of you have ridden a massage chair, but it is kind of like someone trying to find the place to stick the straw in a Caprisun pouch for 15 min. Now I am not a little dude, but the roller balls on these chairs literally push you out a good five to six inches into oncoming foot traffic. I feel like a Penecostal B-Boy poppin and lockin up the LAX corridors.
Right when you get about 8 and a half minutes into this massage, you start rethinking things. Now, I don’t know if is my upbringing or what, but I cannot bring myself to get up out or this chair before it stops automatically. I know its only about half way done, and it only cost $5.00 but its like cleaning your plate…my momma didn’t raise me to leave a running massage chair. About now I start thinking to myself of the guys with the “We fix $5.00 haircuts” signs, and how opening up a Chiropractic office across from these machines may be a good idea.
Now mind you, these chairs were designed (in my opinion) to accommodate all the disenfranchised and duly distraught Southwest Airlines fliers who have been forced to buy 2 tickets due to their rotundity. It was with them in mind that they built a forklifts, added some ball bearings to the pointy parts and wrapped it in Naugahyde and called it a massage chair. As God as my witness, when this woman (who blew by 3 bills years ago) sat down next to me she didn’t move whatsoever when the machine kicked on. She looked at me heaving back and forth like I was 21 and couldn’t hold my liquor.
Looking for a graceful exit, I spot the perfect getaway, walking towards me 20 pounds of sugar in a 5 pound sack. Black stretch pants and her floral nurses scrubs top, I think they confiscated her neck with her shampoo in security. “Maam”, I say “Why don’t you take a load off on me, I have a flight to catch and I have 6 min left on this wonderful massage chair”. Never again, never again…until next time.
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1.) “Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, shouting GERONIMO!”
2.) “If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.”
3.) “You better take care of me Lord, if you don’t you’re gonna have me on your hands.”
4.) “In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.”
5.) “Call on God, but row away from the rocks.”

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Judah: “Mommy, that is broken, we need to get Daddy to fix it!”
Kenyan: “Judah…Daddy is not a fixer, he is a payer.”
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